Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[jagged handwriting]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

What exactly have we unleashed upon the innocents of this world

I'm personally indifferent as to what we call ourselves, as long as it does not involve my... new nickname.

[standard chickenscratched mess]

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I was personally vying for 'team evil' or something simple like that. It's a step above a club anyway.

Also in real news, _{[Inkblot, a bit jagged from snickering]} Black Lagoon suggested if we're into domination, we should go after whoever's running this place. And I'm still new--but from what I've heard...that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

But if that's too heavy, we could always return to the original discussion of building a fort on you.

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

There seem to be a number of "clubs" here, I suppose it would be simplest if we continue the terminology.

-Black Lagoon

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--well that's the thing. We're -evil-. Do we run with the status quo, or against? As well, 'Evil Club' sounds a little juvenile, but also sounds more welcoming to new additions.

Decisions, decisions.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm Scourge. Beard, long nails that might be pink later, really hard to miss.

-Kinky message guy

(And Lugnut, if you're reading this, it's important contact information vital to the Decepticon cause so don't yell at me about it.)

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

You are aware you're ONE letter off from being "Kinky Massage Guy", right?

Also, you're added to the list.
And pink nails? Really? How precious evil.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

"Kinky message guy"? "Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities"? H-[several scribbles are here, indicating that the writer was having a hard time writing this because of heavy laughter] Have you been a naughty bot, Scourge?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must be joking.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

No sir (ma'am?). We're serious as a heart attack. If by 'heart attack' you mean 'bunnies on parade'.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

In case you hadn't noticed, this place is incredibly boring much of the time.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

At this point I'm really not sure.

[udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but ten bucks says it takes you two days or less to start fighting.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

That would imply that you have money to begin with.

Unless I'm given an even more inventive moniker during that time period, I see no reason why we should come to any real conflict.

[unsigned and disguised]

[lawful_perfect]

You are all idiots. Such a waste of the board's valuable space, also.

Re: [unsigned and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Assumptions are unbecoming of one who claims superiority.

Do you need the concept of a 'joke' or 'entertainment' defined for you?

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

And you're wasting OURS. Move along and save your so obviously more precious energy for bothering someone else, scrooge.

Re: [unsigned and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

And the love-love umbrella was...

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, guys. You can come up with better names than that.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Yes, but do we really want to?

And all of this unsigned business is really making my head hurt. I'm putting that to vote next before a migraine sets in.

[udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com]

I vote one of them goes by Candlejack.

[yet another anon, writing disguised]

[gothamsfuture.livejournal.com]

--Guess there had to be some actual loonies in the bin.

So just what are you guys planning to do? Everyone around here not suffering enough for your satisfaction?

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Just because we've agreed on being 'evil', how does that immediately translate to something against our fellow patient?

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

You guys are silly! Good luck with your club okay? If you ever want to play with the Cake Club, just let me know!

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I'll _{[Small pen scratches from laughter]}

I'll be sure to do that. Evil and cake do go together pretty well, don't they?

[anon, rushed and messy]

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

PIPER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Organizing a revolt. What else? :3

[darwinism]

Very funny.

And dangerous. :)

– S Y L A R

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone sees the point of this whole lunatic exercise.

If we were to stick to what is safe in this place, we'd lead incredibly boring lives.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Ooh, what've we got here? A group of wannabe-Decepticons. How fun. Call me when you all get fed up and start tearin' into each other.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

The whole point is that we're bored. From what I've seen here, I am not exactly sure why anyone would want to be like the Decepticons. They seem remarkably ineffective.

I find it doubtful that it will happen. The only thing that has seriously come of this is that I will get a backrub, and I might end up using some of the high-powered incendiaries that I've made on some of the more stubbornly locked doors in this place.

Call me when the Decepticons manage anything quite so useful.