Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

The whole point is that we're bored. From what I've seen here, I am not exactly sure why anyone would want to be like the Decepticons. They seem remarkably ineffective.

I find it doubtful that it will happen. The only thing that has seriously come of this is that I will get a backrub, and I might end up using some of the high-powered incendiaries that I've made on some of the more stubbornly locked doors in this place.

Call me when the Decepticons manage anything quite so useful.

[carefully avoiding all mention of details on what specifically he's done]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm useful, aren't I?

Re: [carefully avoiding all mention of details on what specifically he's done]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I wasn't including you. But you have to admit with Megatron's general absence from everything, the group as a whole does not inspire confidence.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I think he's on vacation from leading. That or just hiding from Lugnut.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

It's irritating.

But I could understand fleeing from a zealot like that.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Yes dear, you're very useful.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Eh, at least they pay good.

Yeah well, good luck with that.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

In this place, I'm sure I could pay better, if the deal was worth it.

I do not believe in luck.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Well, you probably know how someone like me works, so give me a ring sometime.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Advertising again?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

A bot's gotta stay in business

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You're not staying in business. You're asking for someone to throw you a bone.