Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must be joking.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

No sir (ma'am?). We're serious as a heart attack. If by 'heart attack' you mean 'bunnies on parade'.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Hmph, a shame. Here I was thinking that all you were doing was painting yourselves an easy target for any vigilante with a penchant for killing the bad guys off. There's a lot of them present, you know.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Think of it really, by our names alone, no self-respecting super hero is going to waste his time on us. It gives us better time to go and work on what we need to.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

And it gives them a lovely little hit list if they decide to take you seriously. Oh, and descriptions, apparently. Brilliant.

[Also Anon and disguised]

[tightsofmight]

Unless someone needs a T-Bone steak real bad, I doubt anyone's gonna be gunning for Captain Beef anytime soon.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've realized that now. These people give 'evil' a bad name, really.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

As opposed to everyone who joins into the discussion unsigned? Prime examples of bravery, all of you.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Better to be a coward and live, than brave and get reaped the moment you step into the spotlight like a moron.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

In case you hadn't noticed, this place is incredibly boring much of the time.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Trust me. I noticed.

So many people here and I can't kill any of them. It's a crying shame really.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

The Evil Club would be happy to give you support in killing people! Just submit your name and a full-length picture of yourself (clothing optional) to apply.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

We VOTE on these matters first, Massage Man.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I said 'to apply', I didn't say we'd accept.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Right. Not even a brick is dumb enough to fall for that. Someone turns up dead in the Institute and I don't doubt you'll be the first ones to be blamed and taken down.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right, the guys overtly announcing that they're Evil and making a big show about it are exactly the types for stealth assassination. Does no one here have a sense of humor?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Well, then. This is what we are doing for entertainment.

...What exactly is stopping you? It isn't exactly a difficult thing to do.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

And I second KMG's notice.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I commend your choice, but not your discretion. Do you really think the goody-two-shoes types are going to let you run wild?

As for what is stopping me? Simply put, the inconveniences that come with the consequences of 'murder' as mortals like to call it.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I know one of them far too well to think that they will, but this is the most harmless thing I can really do during the boredom of the day.

Ah. So the fact that you actually have to do something?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

At this point I'm really not sure.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

When the heroes come to take your head? Say it was a joke.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

I realize this is an asylum, but there's no one here that unstable, is there?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I've already been attacked because of a mere accusation. What do you think?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

...I may need to consider withdrawing my membership. Who are these maniacs?