Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

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[jagged handwriting]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

What exactly have we unleashed upon the innocents of this world

I'm personally indifferent as to what we call ourselves, as long as it does not involve my... new nickname.

[standard chickenscratched mess]

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I was personally vying for 'team evil' or something simple like that. It's a step above a club anyway.

Also in real news, _{[Inkblot, a bit jagged from snickering]} Black Lagoon suggested if we're into domination, we should go after whoever's running this place. And I'm still new--but from what I've heard...that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

But if that's too heavy, we could always return to the original discussion of building a fort on you.

Re: [standard chickenscratched mess]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Up to you. This was originally your idea, after all.

If it were possible, I've had quite a while to find out if that is possible. At present, it's still unclear. He seems to have been doing an excellent job at self-destruction lately. I've mostly kept to weapons making, helping the 'friendly' neighborhood superhero, and general exploration when possible.

I'm still open to that topic if it needs more work.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

If this entire place isn't mapped out yet, I'm more than happy to play runner for you. Living on the run for weeks on end with mercenaries on your tail is enough to make anyone a bit fearlessly stupid.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

The only areas not mapped are locked too strongly to be opened.

However, I do happen to have made some thermite for the purpose of melting said locks.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, got any plans for tomorrow night after I get the knots out of your back? We can go give a look around.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

None as of yet, although I will have to see what Statesman is planning.

I'm sure he'll find this message eventually. If he doesn't, I will be most dissappointed with him.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[There's a few pencil stabs, like the flailings of a man only barely holding himself back from the obvious jokes.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Please. Enlighten me.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Statesman? --that your roommate? Nighttime....exploration buddy or something?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Former best friend, now former nemesis. At present, we seem to have absolutely no idea what to do with each other.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[VERY EMPHATIC STABS]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Either you're having an epileptic fit, or I still have a reason to be curious as to what you so desperately wish to say.

I won't bite.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Hard

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I have very sharp teeth. It's rather difficult not to.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Should we make a warning sign for the clubhouse door?

"Beware of Fort. He bites."?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't get too inventive in where you stick the sign, I have no objections.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Deal.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Should that statement be 'what you do FOR each other'?

Whatever if is you're doing, it already sounds kinky. Thinking of inviting him too?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly.

Believe me, he's too prudish for that sort of thing. I don't think his moral standards have updated since 1945.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I know a man like that. Tell me, does your friend have a penchant for wearing bright, primary colors?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. As eye-piercing as possible.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Oh god. The 1950's Boyscout template. --easy on the eyes, but a headache in the long run. Truuust me. I used to hang out with those types.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

1930's, actually. At least you haven't known one for a full 111 years.

But at the moment, anything I say on him might make this a rather touchy subject.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I'd ask you to define 'touchy', but that might open up a whole new can or worms, so I'll just let that one go.