Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

In case you hadn't noticed, this place is incredibly boring much of the time.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Trust me. I noticed.

So many people here and I can't kill any of them. It's a crying shame really.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

The Evil Club would be happy to give you support in killing people! Just submit your name and a full-length picture of yourself (clothing optional) to apply.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

We VOTE on these matters first, Massage Man.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I said 'to apply', I didn't say we'd accept.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--he learns! We'll keep this one!

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Right. Not even a brick is dumb enough to fall for that. Someone turns up dead in the Institute and I don't doubt you'll be the first ones to be blamed and taken down.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right, the guys overtly announcing that they're Evil and making a big show about it are exactly the types for stealth assassination. Does no one here have a sense of humor?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Then you'll just be loud about it and still get killed. I like to keep my reapings anonymous, thank you very much. Saves me from dealing with the canon fodder who get up in arms over it.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't know Piper and I don't know Abe, but I know Recluse and he wouldn't be doing this just so some wacko can come mow us all down.

I wouldn't put it past the Spider-man guy, mind, but he doesn't know where I live.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Not saying it's in his plan, love. Just saying you should be more careful about throwing your lot in with a group who's main tenant seems to be against that of 99% of the Institute.

And what Spider-man guy?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

99%? You haven't been here long.

The sticking-to-walls guy, the one who got brainwashed last night and has this big thing up his exhaust port about anyone being the bad guy. Him, I wouldn't put past trying to knock us off.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I've overestimated, but in general mortals get a little uppity about people coming around and offing their mates.

Ah~ A shame I didn't see him. I would have loved to squash such a nasty little bug.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're the one who brought up killing, we're just going around being Evil. Our current projects are building a treehouse on Lord Recluse and possibly having sex at some point.

He's not nasty, he's just annoying. Rather you'd squish him before he squishes me, though.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

.....How is that evil? That's just daft. What are you? A bunch of loons?!

[Totally and utterly anon, with a brand spanking new handwriting style to boot]

[tightsofmight]

You're not the one I'm worried about. In fact, you are probably the least of my worries right now, right below this finicky hangnail I've got on my pinky finger.

Besides, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out the club is a joke. If you were more like our dear Anon here, maybe I'd start paying attention. Otherwise? Don't flatter yourself.

Re: [Totally and utterly anon, with a brand spanking new handwriting style to boot]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Amazing, it does have a sense of humor and reason! And here I thought you were Lord Recluse's negativeverse alternate or something.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

'It' is most definitely not the negative-verse alternative of Captain Beef, no. Beef is pretty much the last word I could think of to describe me. Have we met before?

...Lord Recluse would be named after the Recluse Spider then? I thought it was because he was a hermit.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Partially. My subordinates thought it was an apt moniker, what with the preexisting arachnid theme to the organization I had joined, and my nature.

Then spider limbs grew out of my back. It seems the world agreed with them.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I saw your corpse last night. That count?

I don't know much about spiders, I just know he likes them.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Well, then. This is what we are doing for entertainment.

...What exactly is stopping you? It isn't exactly a difficult thing to do.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

And I second KMG's notice.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I commend your choice, but not your discretion. Do you really think the goody-two-shoes types are going to let you run wild?

As for what is stopping me? Simply put, the inconveniences that come with the consequences of 'murder' as mortals like to call it.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I know one of them far too well to think that they will, but this is the most harmless thing I can really do during the boredom of the day.

Ah. So the fact that you actually have to do something?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Well, now that I know what you're all really after? I doubt you'll have to worry about attracting heroes. Just the weirdos.

The fact that I have to watch my back after the act. It's an unpleasant inconvenience.