Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[yet another anon, writing disguised]

[gothamsfuture.livejournal.com]

--Guess there had to be some actual loonies in the bin.

So just what are you guys planning to do? Everyone around here not suffering enough for your satisfaction?

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Just because we've agreed on being 'evil', how does that immediately translate to something against our fellow patient?

[anon/disguised]

[gothamsfuture.livejournal.com]

You do know what evil means, right? It doesn't exactly inspire images of puppies and rainbows.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Come on now genius--who else do we share this place with?

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I think I might like you.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Glad to have your support~

Re: [yet another anon, writing disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

You haven't looked over the contents of the posts that followed the original, have you.

[yet another anon, writing disguised]

[gothamsfuture.livejournal.com]

It's not like you guys would be the first to think of stuff like this as one big joke. Some guys become infamous for it.

But if it's for the laughs, why not humor the innocent bystander? If it's not meant to be evil, you're attracting some seriously unwanted attention.

Re: [yet another anon, writing disguised]

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

I keep hearing this. Do you mean that there actually are people here who are willing to hurt or kill "evildoers" without actually bothering to see if they've done anything wrong?

I may need to reconsider my membership. I'm not an evil person, this whole thing is supposed to be a joke.

Re: [yet another anon, writing disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I assure you, I normally have no sense of humor about these things whatsoever. I am merely bored and would rather not think about what happened last night.