Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're the one who brought up killing, we're just going around being Evil. Our current projects are building a treehouse on Lord Recluse and possibly having sex at some point.

He's not nasty, he's just annoying. Rather you'd squish him before he squishes me, though.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

.....How is that evil? That's just daft. What are you? A bunch of loons?!

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Good, if we're not being evil we've got nothing to fear.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Ugh, then change your name. Or I'll come kill you all myself.