Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

The Evil Club would be happy to give you support in killing people! Just submit your name and a full-length picture of yourself (clothing optional) to apply.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

We VOTE on these matters first, Massage Man.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I said 'to apply', I didn't say we'd accept.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--he learns! We'll keep this one!

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Right. Not even a brick is dumb enough to fall for that. Someone turns up dead in the Institute and I don't doubt you'll be the first ones to be blamed and taken down.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Right, the guys overtly announcing that they're Evil and making a big show about it are exactly the types for stealth assassination. Does no one here have a sense of humor?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Then you'll just be loud about it and still get killed. I like to keep my reapings anonymous, thank you very much. Saves me from dealing with the canon fodder who get up in arms over it.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't know Piper and I don't know Abe, but I know Recluse and he wouldn't be doing this just so some wacko can come mow us all down.

I wouldn't put it past the Spider-man guy, mind, but he doesn't know where I live.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Not saying it's in his plan, love. Just saying you should be more careful about throwing your lot in with a group who's main tenant seems to be against that of 99% of the Institute.

And what Spider-man guy?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

99%? You haven't been here long.

The sticking-to-walls guy, the one who got brainwashed last night and has this big thing up his exhaust port about anyone being the bad guy. Him, I wouldn't put past trying to knock us off.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I've overestimated, but in general mortals get a little uppity about people coming around and offing their mates.

Ah~ A shame I didn't see him. I would have loved to squash such a nasty little bug.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're the one who brought up killing, we're just going around being Evil. Our current projects are building a treehouse on Lord Recluse and possibly having sex at some point.

He's not nasty, he's just annoying. Rather you'd squish him before he squishes me, though.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

.....How is that evil? That's just daft. What are you? A bunch of loons?!

Re: [anon and disguised]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Good, if we're not being evil we've got nothing to fear.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Ugh, then change your name. Or I'll come kill you all myself.

[Totally and utterly anon, with a brand spanking new handwriting style to boot]

[tightsofmight]

You're not the one I'm worried about. In fact, you are probably the least of my worries right now, right below this finicky hangnail I've got on my pinky finger.

Besides, it doesn't take rocket science to figure out the club is a joke. If you were more like our dear Anon here, maybe I'd start paying attention. Otherwise? Don't flatter yourself.

Re: [Totally and utterly anon, with a brand spanking new handwriting style to boot]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Amazing, it does have a sense of humor and reason! And here I thought you were Lord Recluse's negativeverse alternate or something.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

'It' is most definitely not the negative-verse alternative of Captain Beef, no. Beef is pretty much the last word I could think of to describe me. Have we met before?

...Lord Recluse would be named after the Recluse Spider then? I thought it was because he was a hermit.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Partially. My subordinates thought it was an apt moniker, what with the preexisting arachnid theme to the organization I had joined, and my nature.

Then spider limbs grew out of my back. It seems the world agreed with them.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

Clearly it was destiny. I'm still stuck with foursies.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Apparently so. Destiny was rather oddly exact in that case. We didn't have to redecorate at all.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I saw your corpse last night. That count?

I don't know much about spiders, I just know he likes them.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

...Oh.

[Pen taps] Sorry about that.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Eh, I've fought zombies, at least you were just lying there minding your own business.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

True enough.

So whatever that was didn't get you? The mass...ghost death or whatever we're calling it?