Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

After finding out what your little glee club is all about, I wouldn't want to join anyway. Might want to consider a rename, love. It's a bit of false advertising.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

That all begs to be seen. We haven't even had out first proper meeting yet. For all you know, we could all be strikingly evil geniuses. On the other hand, it might all be what it seems--a huge joke. Regardless, we are all still here for a good time, hopefully sans the spilling of blood.

Now shoo--move along. You've got better things to waste your time with than to deal with us of the proletariat.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

[the "hopefully sans the spilling of blood" part is underlined] And there is where you lose my interest completely.