Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[jagged handwriting]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

What exactly have we unleashed upon the innocents of this world

I'm personally indifferent as to what we call ourselves, as long as it does not involve my... new nickname.

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

There seem to be a number of "clubs" here, I suppose it would be simplest if we continue the terminology.

-Black Lagoon

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm Scourge. Beard, long nails that might be pink later, really hard to miss.

-Kinky message guy

(And Lugnut, if you're reading this, it's important contact information vital to the Decepticon cause so don't yell at me about it.)

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must be joking.

[udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but ten bucks says it takes you two days or less to start fighting.

[unsigned and disguised]

[lawful_perfect]

You are all idiots. Such a waste of the board's valuable space, also.

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, guys. You can come up with better names than that.

[yet another anon, writing disguised]

[gothamsfuture.livejournal.com]

--Guess there had to be some actual loonies in the bin.

So just what are you guys planning to do? Everyone around here not suffering enough for your satisfaction?

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

You guys are silly! Good luck with your club okay? If you ever want to play with the Cake Club, just let me know!

[anon, rushed and messy]

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

PIPER, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

[darwinism]

Very funny.

And dangerous. :)

– S Y L A R

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Ooh, what've we got here? A group of wannabe-Decepticons. How fun. Call me when you all get fed up and start tearin' into each other.