Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Former best friend, now former nemesis. At present, we seem to have absolutely no idea what to do with each other.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[VERY EMPHATIC STABS]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Either you're having an epileptic fit, or I still have a reason to be curious as to what you so desperately wish to say.

I won't bite.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Hard

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I have very sharp teeth. It's rather difficult not to.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Should we make a warning sign for the clubhouse door?

"Beware of Fort. He bites."?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't get too inventive in where you stick the sign, I have no objections.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Deal.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Proceed, then.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

The bulletin board said something about arts and crafts later today?

Consider you fate SEALED.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

...Proceed, damn it.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

As you wish <3

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Should that statement be 'what you do FOR each other'?

Whatever if is you're doing, it already sounds kinky. Thinking of inviting him too?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly.

Believe me, he's too prudish for that sort of thing. I don't think his moral standards have updated since 1945.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I know a man like that. Tell me, does your friend have a penchant for wearing bright, primary colors?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. As eye-piercing as possible.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Oh god. The 1950's Boyscout template. --easy on the eyes, but a headache in the long run. Truuust me. I used to hang out with those types.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

1930's, actually. At least you haven't known one for a full 111 years.

But at the moment, anything I say on him might make this a rather touchy subject.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I'd ask you to define 'touchy', but that might open up a whole new can or worms, so I'll just let that one go.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Increasing probability of my receiving a right hook to the face from a man in spandex sort of touchy.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Ouch. He's one of the self-important ones then?

Just assure him from time to time that you're certain the world appreciates your efforts. Sometimes guys like to be complimented.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Something serious happened last night. He doesn't recover from the sort of mood he's in easily.

...I might as well also throw in that I think he's the Queen of England, for how likely that would be taken as truthful.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Well maybe you ought to give your friend a little more positive attention.

Also--Queen of England?
KNEW ONE OF THEM TOO.
And funfact, he went by the moniker of "Rainbow Raider".

FUNFACT:
STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I've been trying.

[Slightly difficult to read, as Recluse is laughing as he writes this]...I just hope he was a hero, with that sort of obliviousness.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

No. He was a villain actually. A poor, deluded colorblind villain.

Who shat rainbows out of the magic goggles his daddy gave him on his death bed.

THEN HE RIDES THEM. The rainbows that is.