http://hamelinschild.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hamelinschild.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-09-24 08:29 pm
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Hypothetical Evil Meetings

Okay, to keep from killing the [Pen scratch from suppressed laughter] Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of [Cue the same scratch] --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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[Edited after later postings]
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

[anon and disguised]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Not saying it's in his plan, love. Just saying you should be more careful about throwing your lot in with a group who's main tenant seems to be against that of 99% of the Institute.

And what Spider-man guy?

Re: [anon and disguised]

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
99%? You haven't been here long.

The sticking-to-walls guy, the one who got brainwashed last night and has this big thing up his exhaust port about anyone being the bad guy. Him, I wouldn't put past trying to knock us off.

[anon and disguised]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I've overestimated, but in general mortals get a little uppity about people coming around and offing their mates.

Ah~ A shame I didn't see him. I would have loved to squash such a nasty little bug.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who brought up killing, we're just going around being Evil. Our current projects are building a treehouse on Lord Recluse and possibly having sex at some point.

He's not nasty, he's just annoying. Rather you'd squish him before he squishes me, though.

[anon and disguised]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
.....How is that evil? That's just daft. What are you? A bunch of loons?!

Re: [anon and disguised]

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Good, if we're not being evil we've got nothing to fear.

[anon and disguised]

[identity profile] deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh, then change your name. Or I'll come kill you all myself.