Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[jagged handwriting]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

What exactly have we unleashed upon the innocents of this world

I'm personally indifferent as to what we call ourselves, as long as it does not involve my... new nickname.

[standard chickenscratched mess]

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I was personally vying for 'team evil' or something simple like that. It's a step above a club anyway.

Also in real news, _{[Inkblot, a bit jagged from snickering]} Black Lagoon suggested if we're into domination, we should go after whoever's running this place. And I'm still new--but from what I've heard...that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

But if that's too heavy, we could always return to the original discussion of building a fort on you.

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

There seem to be a number of "clubs" here, I suppose it would be simplest if we continue the terminology.

-Black Lagoon

Re: [standard chickenscratched mess]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Up to you. This was originally your idea, after all.

If it were possible, I've had quite a while to find out if that is possible. At present, it's still unclear. He seems to have been doing an excellent job at self-destruction lately. I've mostly kept to weapons making, helping the 'friendly' neighborhood superhero, and general exploration when possible.

I'm still open to that topic if it needs more work.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--well that's the thing. We're -evil-. Do we run with the status quo, or against? As well, 'Evil Club' sounds a little juvenile, but also sounds more welcoming to new additions.

Decisions, decisions.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

If this entire place isn't mapped out yet, I'm more than happy to play runner for you. Living on the run for weeks on end with mercenaries on your tail is enough to make anyone a bit fearlessly stupid.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm Scourge. Beard, long nails that might be pink later, really hard to miss.

-Kinky message guy

(And Lugnut, if you're reading this, it's important contact information vital to the Decepticon cause so don't yell at me about it.)

[bprd-fishman.livejournal.com]

Do we want to be welcoming? We're evil, after all.

League of Villainy, perhaps, that's more dignified.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

The only areas not mapped are locked too strongly to be opened.

However, I do happen to have made some thermite for the purpose of melting said locks.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

You are aware you're ONE letter off from being "Kinky Massage Guy", right?

Also, you're added to the list.
And pink nails? Really? How precious evil.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, got any plans for tomorrow night after I get the knots out of your back? We can go give a look around.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Given this group's apparent purpose I think I don't mind.

Look, pink's the color of blood where I come from, it's very threatening. And I might not put them back pink, I'm still on the wall about it.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

It depends I suppose. What if we're welcoming more evil? You've got to consider these sorts of things.

Also, thinking about it, the alternative flip of 'Club Evil' makes it sounds like a day spa. Hm.

Also--I have a name now too!

-c3

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

None as of yet, although I will have to see what Statesman is planning.

I'm sure he'll find this message eventually. If he doesn't, I will be most dissappointed with him.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[There's a few pencil stabs, like the flailings of a man only barely holding himself back from the obvious jokes.]

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that. Maybe we'll have a makeover party or something later to appease your manly ideals. Just an idea.

Also, I guess with the predisposition, I'm making you the Chairman of Bedroom activities. Have fun.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must be joking.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Statesman? --that your roommate? Nighttime....exploration buddy or something?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Please. Enlighten me.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Former best friend, now former nemesis. At present, we seem to have absolutely no idea what to do with each other.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

No sir (ma'am?). We're serious as a heart attack. If by 'heart attack' you mean 'bunnies on parade'.

Re: [anon and disguised]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

In case you hadn't noticed, this place is incredibly boring much of the time.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[VERY EMPHATIC STABS]

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Should that statement be 'what you do FOR each other'?

Whatever if is you're doing, it already sounds kinky. Thinking of inviting him too?

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Hmph, a shame. Here I was thinking that all you were doing was painting yourselves an easy target for any vigilante with a penchant for killing the bad guys off. There's a lot of them present, you know.