Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Hmph, a shame. Here I was thinking that all you were doing was painting yourselves an easy target for any vigilante with a penchant for killing the bad guys off. There's a lot of them present, you know.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Think of it really, by our names alone, no self-respecting super hero is going to waste his time on us. It gives us better time to go and work on what we need to.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

And it gives them a lovely little hit list if they decide to take you seriously. Oh, and descriptions, apparently. Brilliant.

[Also Anon and disguised]

[tightsofmight]

Unless someone needs a T-Bone steak real bad, I doubt anyone's gonna be gunning for Captain Beef anytime soon.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've realized that now. These people give 'evil' a bad name, really.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

As opposed to everyone who joins into the discussion unsigned? Prime examples of bravery, all of you.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Better to be a coward and live, than brave and get reaped the moment you step into the spotlight like a moron.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's a time a place for cowardice. After all, I've done my fair share of running. But when if comes to standing up to have your name counted--?

And what am I talking about anyway? We're all just mindless fools here. Mind the drool and watch the door on your way out.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

After finding out what your little glee club is all about, I wouldn't want to join anyway. Might want to consider a rename, love. It's a bit of false advertising.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

That all begs to be seen. We haven't even had out first proper meeting yet. For all you know, we could all be strikingly evil geniuses. On the other hand, it might all be what it seems--a huge joke. Regardless, we are all still here for a good time, hopefully sans the spilling of blood.

Now shoo--move along. You've got better things to waste your time with than to deal with us of the proletariat.

[anon and disguised]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

[the "hopefully sans the spilling of blood" part is underlined] And there is where you lose my interest completely.