This is a roster notice for the Musical Ensemble Club, formerly simply known as the EC.

For our involved members, I will be posting musical pieces, in addition to most of the club notes.

And for our club 'Captain', here is a piece for you. Just testing the waters.


_{[Easy translation for the lazy; scourge is blind. help?]}

Signed,

_{[In his standard barely readable scrawl-- All strikethroughs are still legible.]}



Just wanted to preemptively throw in that anything you may have heard about any goings on between Recluse (Stephan? Stefan?) and I are purelymostly untrue. And I wanted to put it out into the open that

_{[The rest is written in a nervous hurry, messier than usual, words running together a bit]}

--we'rejust friends and tathat I didn't mean for it to seem like I was stealing your boyfriend. We're just friends Iswear.

However in the case that you have NOT heard anything, then nothing has happened and people are only spreading slander that you really shouldn't bother yourself with.

-piper


_{[With the exception of "we're just friends" and "-piper", the rest of the note has been rendered illegible by thick black marker.]}

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Does anyone know how to retrieve personal effects from 'Patient Possessions'? Second floor? I have something that I need to get back...