Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I do believe we deserve a rimshot here.

But you have to admit. It was cute. I enjoyed myself.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I don't have any rims. You can polish my hull if you like.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

_{[Tap tap tap, he's snickering and does NOT know what to make of this.]}

--is that an honest offer or a dirty come-on? You weren't some kind of robot or flying ship where you came from, were you?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And it's whatever you want it to be, C3.

(Do the nurses just not read this stuff or what?)

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

What does it matter? We're all mentally unstable, don't you know.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Maybe they think it's good therapy or something. Certainly relaxed me when I did it.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly.

So.
Robot parts.

How all does that work exactly if you don't mind me asking?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Um...

Short answer is that it doesn't, at least not human style. There's stuff but it's a way different kind of stuff. And way less sticky and wet and fleshy.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Are we talking uploading harddrives here or what, because I really don't follow.

Use a diagram maybe?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

There's wires and plugs and stuff and it's really not the same thing at all. There's no reason for it, we reproduce by building more.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Well, sounds like a descent comparison to gay sex to me.

No real reason, completely unproductive, but a whole lot of fun. y/n?