The whole point is that we're bored. From what I've seen here, I am not exactly sure why anyone would want to be like the Decepticons. They seem remarkably ineffective.

I find it doubtful that it will happen. The only thing that has seriously come of this is that I will get a backrub, and I might end up using some of the high-powered incendiaries that I've made on some of the more stubbornly locked doors in this place.

Call me when the Decepticons manage anything quite so useful.