Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Depends on what your definition is, really. Maybe I'm not in the mood for a snack yet~

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Really. What might one have to do to change that?

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--things that really shouldn't ought to be board fodder for one.

Why? Are you interested?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

Quite possibly.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

--and you're sure this won't upset your special friend?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Frankly? I have no idea. Nearly everything I do makes him upset. But we really aren't doing anything like that together.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Really? You talk about him like it's -drastically- otherwise. Or maybe that's just my imagination working overtime.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

We've known each other for over a century, and for nearly eighty years of that time, we were trying to smash each other over the head with the nearest available building. Spending that much time thinking about someone probably leads to at least some innuendo that is not intentional.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. I see. So either you're both just good frenemies, or you're so far back in the denial closet, you've found Narnia.

But back on topic if all of the heedy innuendo is leading to precisely what I THINK it's leading to, give a man a night to sleep on it. I don't kiss on the first date. Or otherwise for that manner.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I think it would be advisable to stick with the former.

Very well. You know how to find me. I'm not exactly hard to spot.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Mmmhmhm. Let's leave the merits of being hard to another day.
_{I think it's time I practiced my evil laugh to go with that one. Bwahaha.}

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Of course.
I can give you lessons.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Will this be before or after I make you that glittery nameplate with the warning?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no idea, but the mostly frivolous offer stands.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

And I accept. Can't say no to free lessons.

--these are free, aren't they?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Well, you already promised me a back rub, so yes, technically.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Lesson for the day: That's called 'bartering'. <3

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I think it's an excellent trade.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Did you hear me complain? I'm the one who gets to watch you take your shirt off then climb all over you.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that this will satisfy everyone, then.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Half the team at least. And you ARE the biggest. Does that make it a majority ruling?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I thought we were talking about just us, but in that case, probably. And also possibly by seniority, unless anyone here is over 114, which is entirely possible.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm only 33. Does this mean you like them young? Or have I gone too far with that one >D

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

I stopped aging at 36, so that is up to you.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

I think at this point, it's not looks, but experience that speaks. So no--it's up to you actually.

Volley--and the ball's in your court.