Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

St. Beef of the Resurrection?

I do realize that. And this is a welcome change of pace. I have no problem with that idea.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Evil Saints? How quaint. You're already ushering in a new era here. Stop the presses.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

It seemed vaguely appropriate. Maybe if I get the title, I can perform miracles.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Alright then, Captain St. Beef--as your first order, what miracle shall his holiness perform?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

That Captain St. Beef somehow become less embarrassing to call oneself.

And possibly make ice cream rain from the heavens, I never paid attention to what saints were supposed to do.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

An evil (cantonized) overlord with a sweet tooth. Again, my kind of man. Miracle up me some chocolate syrup and we've got a date.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

It was the first thing that came to mind.

I'll get right on it, although I'm not sure who a sainted overlord should appeal to for miracles. Possibly themselves.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

This won't require any of us 'worshipping' you, will it?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Hmm. An excellent idea.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

This won't require us opening a 'Church of Beef' will it? Because I hear we're already busy sundays.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

We'll already have the clubhouse, won't we?

Sundays are mostly free. Saturdays involve being stuffed onto some buses and shuttled off to a quaint little New England-like town where the main pastimes are stealing from the shops, being bored, and, a recent edition as of last Saturday, attempting to not be eaten alive by a ravenous horde of zombies.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

A--
Ah. I see.

Sundays at the House of Beef it is then. I'll be sure to inform the populous.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Excellent. We'll need to start drawing up the ceremonies for this singular congregation.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

We may have to contact the 'chair of bedroom activities' for this one. Sounds intense. And you are-- _{[tap, tap]}

huge

We may need a zoning permit. Can you handle that one too?

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Excellent. I'm sure he can think of something.

Yes, I think I can. It's called divine right. As Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection, I feel bloody well entitled to it.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

You know, Captain St. Beef, I think it's time I properly changed your name on the roster. Your follower at your bidding--

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Aaah, thank you.

Although I admit, this is marvelously embarrassing on some level. I do have a sense of humor, but it hasn't exactly been exercised like this in decades.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

That was the fun part about being a Rogue in Central and Keystone. There were moments for pure villainy and shenanigans, but most of us had WONDERFUL senses of humor. Especially James.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

As I mentioned before, I ran a country. A haven for villains. It wasn't as if I could display much beyond complete invincibility and villainy without fault.

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

You know, despite the fact that most of us were blue collar, the Rogues could have been Gods among men... but they didn't want that. It was always a game for them--a hobby to substitute jobs for. It got them paid. It got them notoriety.

And even still, they managed to drive almost every real psychopath out of the city. They kept the drug rings and gun cartels out.

They kept the city tidy and well and for that, it was theirs. Theirs for their bankrobberies and cat-and-mousing with the Flash...
And funny thing...in the end, we didn't get along at all, but I'm going to miss them.