Hypothetical Evil Meetings

[hamelinschild.livejournal.com]

Okay, to keep from killing the _{[Pen scratch from suppressed laughter]} Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of _{[Cue the same scratch]} --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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_{[Edited after later postings]}
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

Comments

Re: [Totally and utterly anon, with a brand spanking new handwriting style to boot]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Amazing, it does have a sense of humor and reason! And here I thought you were Lord Recluse's negativeverse alternate or something.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

'It' is most definitely not the negative-verse alternative of Captain Beef, no. Beef is pretty much the last word I could think of to describe me. Have we met before?

...Lord Recluse would be named after the Recluse Spider then? I thought it was because he was a hermit.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Partially. My subordinates thought it was an apt moniker, what with the preexisting arachnid theme to the organization I had joined, and my nature.

Then spider limbs grew out of my back. It seems the world agreed with them.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

Clearly it was destiny. I'm still stuck with foursies.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Apparently so. Destiny was rather oddly exact in that case. We didn't have to redecorate at all.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I saw your corpse last night. That count?

I don't know much about spiders, I just know he likes them.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

...Oh.

[Pen taps] Sorry about that.

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Eh, I've fought zombies, at least you were just lying there minding your own business.

[Same writing as above.]

[tightsofmight]

True enough.

So whatever that was didn't get you? The mass...ghost death or whatever we're calling it?

Re: [Same writing as above.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Didn't even know anything happened until I woke up and saw the bulletin. Maybe we just got lucky.