http://hamelinschild.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hamelinschild.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-09-24 08:29 pm
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Hypothetical Evil Meetings

Okay, to keep from killing the [Pen scratch from suppressed laughter] Love-Love Umbrella notice further, I'm calling a meeting of [Cue the same scratch] --villanous foes here.

That's a roll call for the Captain, Black Lagoon, and the kinky message guy.

Can I get an actual roll call as well? I don't have any idea who our straggler is. Also, uh--whatever you want to discuss I guess--go for it.

Also, if this abomination idea goes through, what do we call ourselves? Are we a league? A team? --what are we dealing with?


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[Edited after later postings]
EVIL ROSTER:
Scourge - KMG (kinky message guy) aka kinky massage guy aka Chair of the Board of Bedroom Activities
Abe - The Black Lagoon
Recluse - Captain Beef Captain St. Beef of the Resurrection
Piper - C3 (consul co-conspirator) it's an evil name, okay?

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
That would imply that you have money to begin with.

Unless I'm given an even more inventive moniker during that time period, I see no reason why we should come to any real conflict.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
And also associating me with cows. Can you see why this might be slightly embarrassing?

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
...Are you planning on eating me?
I think I could detect the essence of pure smirk wafting off the note.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Really. What might one have to do to change that?

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly? I have no idea. Nearly everything I do makes him upset. But we really aren't doing anything like that together.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
We've known each other for over a century, and for nearly eighty years of that time, we were trying to smash each other over the head with the nearest available building. Spending that much time thinking about someone probably leads to at least some innuendo that is not intentional.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I think it would be advisable to stick with the former.

Very well. You know how to find me. I'm not exactly hard to spot.

[identity profile] udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it'd get me some money. Besides, most villains are backstabbers and all that anyway, right? I'm just saying I doubt it'll take long for that to happen and then someone'll get pissed off.

...So are you guys going to wear cloaks and masks and the whole "evil" shtick?

[identity profile] udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Spoilsport. I was hoping we'd get to see some big, extravagant costumes from you guys.

[identity profile] bprd-fishman.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm actually a very nice and nonbackstabbing person when you meet me in person. But we could always use the contribution to club funds.

Wouldn't mind the costume, really.

[identity profile] udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? Well damn, there goes that bet.

Now that's more like it! Hope you get your costume.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
You really have no idea how villains operate, do you.

[identity profile] udo-retrovirus.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, and I don't really care to. I've just never run into people who openly call themselves villains before instead of declaring their actions right and just and all that crap, so it seemed kind of interesting.

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2009-09-25 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's rather more complicated than your previous description, but frankly that isn't the point of this whole thing. This is for entertainment, mostly.