[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

What kind of sex are you looking to watch? Straight up guy/girl, guy/guy, or girl/girl?

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

We didn't talk about that. Are they really different?

[disguised and anonymous]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

We were mostly wondering about guy/girl, although anything can work.

[Hastily written, pressing the pen very hard.]

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

GUY ON LEOPARD
GIRL ON LEOPARD
KOMODO DRAGON ON INTELLIGENT MIST
MIST ON MIST
DEAR GOD YOU CAN NEVER TELL HOW MANY MISTS THERE ARE
KID ON DISHWASHER
ALIEN ON ALIEN
TRAINED ATTACK CANCERS ON
[list runs off the paper.]

[unsigned/anonymous]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Might I ask how old you are?

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

We're old enough to learn. Really.

...Do you have to be an adult to watch too?

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Can I watch too?

For educational reasons, of course.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Hey...

Don't you dare ever, ever, ever trying to deny that you are a pervert.

[mukuchi.livejournal.com]

...that's not normal.

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

The first person has a point, it really depends on what kind of combo you wanna see. And if the couple is okay with that, 'cause it's really not everyone's thing.

Though if you wanna ask me your questions, I'll have a shot at answering them!

[disguised and anonymous]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

Right.

Well, if you're willing to be completely straightforward... We're mostly wondering about the process. How do you exactly give sex?

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! You can watch me, you don't even have to sit back or keep quiet or anything. You and your friend can watch as much as you want and if you want to ask questions or even join in it's totally OK!

'Course I'm not going steady with anyone right now, so any volunteers to help me out?

Wait- do you want guy-on-guy, guy-on-girl or girl-on-girl action? Or just anything at all? I might know some guys who might help and maybe some girls. If we could get four of us together that would be perfect!

Oh and the name's Superboy.

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know you. Thank you for your help. I'm not sure what kind of sex we want to watch yet. Maybe we should watch all of them to be sure.

I don't know about joining though.

Did you find the Head Doctor last night?

[not signed, but not disguised]

[rocksthecourt]

[several cross outs]

Listen. I'm not sure who you've asked or what it is you're asking, but I'm sure you can find someone who can answer whatever questions you have without having to resort to extreme methods. This [more cross outs] That's not something people just do for the sake of showing other people.

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

But we tried asking before, and everything just got more confusing. This way, we can see for ourselves.

[whos-da-man.livejournal.com]

So, have you two not managed to get your hands on like your father's, brother's, hell even sister's dirty magazines? It's all right there in bright color. Some really interesting positions in them too.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I don't have any of those.

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

That's... the most unusual request I've heard in a while.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Is that because you think it's weird to ask, or because you think sex should be private, or because you don't go to orgies a lot?

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Ken-kun Person who wrote this? Someone wants to know if you're going to have sex. He says he doesn't think you should because you're too young and it would be very wrong.

[disguised and anonymous]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

I never thought to, honestly.

Don't worry. If it is wrong, I probably won't.

[unsigned, very childish scrawl]

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Amazing that no one figured that one out yet. Makes all this talk about "porn" and "orgies" seem rather pointless, doesn't it?

[opposingheaven.livejournal.com]

Look, if you're wanting to know stuff, I don't mind explaining stuff to you.

-Kenren

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Is this Ururu's friend? I was hoping they'd have explained things to you, but it sounds like we didn't do a very good job. Seems like we only confused you guys more. ^^; I see a lot of people have offered to help, but it's probably best if someone you know well explains it. It's a subject that can make people uncomfortable or nervous or even embarrassed sometimes, but if you're still confused, I can try explaining things a little bit better, okay? But posting up on the public board might just makes things even more confusing.

[strikeouts are somewhat legible]

[fourtharcana.livejournal.com]

I did explain it to him. If you want to try it again, though? Go right ahead. Damn, but you'd think they'd know when to quit.

[anon]

[idolism]

Don't you dumb brats ever have more important things to worry about?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...Why are you asking?!

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

I think they're curious.

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

...I think people would be more upset if you looked at porn.

[whos-da-man.livejournal.com]

I never knew you would support them watching live action as opposed to pictures. Kinky, Senpai.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Come seek out the Host Club.

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Ah, to be young and pure again...I wish you the best of luck in your search! I, unfortunately, would probably not be of any use, though.

-King P

[anonymous]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to touch this with a ten foot pole. If you're honestly that curious, you're better off finding an adult you know and trust. Posting questions like this on the board is just going to make you more confused, you know?

[anonymous post]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

You disgusting flesh-creatures and your...intercourse. How incredibly revolting. One of you injects your DNA into another to create a new organism?! Which is then forced to GESTATE within the other for 270 solar cycles? It's almost offensive; I don't know WHY you would want to watch such a gross spectacle.

[forthewinry.livejournal.com]

Seems you're getting a lot of weird answers. that's to be expected but


Listen, you're kids, and I know you're curious, but you have to be careful asking adults to do something like that for you, because there are people out there who would [heavy pen mark] hurt you.



I learned most of this stuff from medical books when I was a lot younger, so it can be cleared up that way. I doubt they have anything like that in the library here, though. Asking a trusted doctor would probably be the best way to learn if you don't have anyone else.


[pen mark again]


I can explain it to you straightforwardly if you want, since I have a pretty solid medical education. Listening to hearsay and rumors probably isn't a good idea. That's how lots of kids in my hometown got into trouble once they started getting interested.

It's a simple biological process once you get down to it, and nothing to be scared or intimidated by.