ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

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Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

[identity profile] toadally4boobs.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[A couple of false starts, mostly because he realized it's an eleven year old GIRL he's talking to.] I've heard of reconstructive surgery for that, but it's a bit different than ripping your skirt. Your skirt wouldn't ever bleed, for example.

Having a lot of questions is normal.

Good--you be careful, then. That's not the sort of thing you wanna get into a fight about.

Heh, probably the best. Like ^ that person said, you should wait until you're older to have sex, but learning the mechanics of it is fine.

[A false start.] One final question. You do know what menstruation is, don't you?

[If she says no, Jiraiya's going to volunteer to come with them. XD Because he'll realize they know absolutely nothing and would want to make sure they get the best book.]