ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who doesn't want to share her toys.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
What, did you want the ninja too?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE ME WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Say it all you like, but hearts were meant to be stolen.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Have I told you lately that I hate you? Cause if I didn't, if it managed to slip my mind - I HATE YOU!








Besides, I already told you it already belongs to someone.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
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