[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

Re: [unsigned]

[whos-da-man.livejournal.com]

Must have been a really boring week. I am the life of the party!

[unsigned]

[remedying.livejournal.com]

What dream world are you mixing up with reality this time?

Re: [unsigned]

[whos-da-man.livejournal.com]

...that was a low blow. Let's not go there.

[unsigned]

[remedying.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry for making fun of your rock-hard abs. I'll make sure not to do it again.

Re: [unsigned]

[whos-da-man.livejournal.com]

That's not what I meant. Not like someone as uncute as you would understand.

[unsigned]

[remedying.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I'm through with this.