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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

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Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

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[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

As nice as it is for you to offer to help, I think I'll try talking with them. If they still have questions that I can't answer, I'll make sure to consult with you though. Thank you~

Re: [Tacked on, as an afterthought.]

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

[A couple of false starts.] Haaaaaaa. Good, they've got someone looking after them, then. I was more than a bit worried that someone was going to try to take advantage of this.

Re: [Tacked on, as an afterthought.]

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Well I know one of them. I have to admit, I was a little startled when she asked me about it at first, so I probably left her a little too curious. I'll try to answer their questions a bit better this time if they'll let me.

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[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

There's nothing to get a kid more curious than someone older being surprised about a question. And if we're talking about the same kid, she sounds like she'd be a good listener. Very sharp.

If you need to find a book or they're asking questions you can't answer, let me know. I'm probably one of the few guys that can answer questions like that without dying. And I really don't want to think about what could happen if she asks the wrong person, regardless of how strong she is.

Re: [Tacked on, as an afterthought.]

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

I guess you're right. Few things throw me off, but that was definitely one of them!

Yes, I'll have to keep an eye on her. ♥

Re: [Tacked on, as an afterthought.]

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

Haaaaa, that would've thrown me off, too. She's the right age to start asking, though. Not the right age to get anymore than a clinical explanation, though. ... You probably should mention safe sex practices, too. They need to know those early before they get curious enough to try anything.

Good. She may be a bit too smart for her own good. ♥

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[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, that's right. I'm not sure how those might vary from world to world. But I really doubt they have any spells for it here I guess I might end up doing research of my own then!

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that. Let me know if you need help with anything.