[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Why? Afraid of being honest?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Here's some honesty for you, Yukari.

I'm not answering the question because I'm not sure I know the answer. Besides, it's not like I have time for you tonight anyways. Come throw pebbles at my window some other night.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

[a small inkblot where the pen rested for moment before responding; she's surprised by Sheena's honesty]

Because you don't know the answer, or because you're afraid of it?

Is that an invitation?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Both. Maybe. I don't know.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

I can help you decide.
Speaking of which, how's your neck?♥

And you didn't answer my other question, so shall I take that as a yes?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I answered them both. Don't tell me you're losing your touch and not finding the answers you seek?

It's sore.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

My mistake, I thought those were all in response to the first. Sorry, I'm a little tired after ♥last night♥, so my head's not the clearest right now.

Want me to kiss it and make it better?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Oh, so sorry I wore you out. Your stamina must be lacking.

I doubt you'd make it better.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

You were rather rough.

What, afraid I'll bite?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You weren't complaining.

Exactly.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

I wasn't complaining, just making excuses. I'm of the opinion that everything's more fun with a little action, otherwise it's just boring.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

So glad to know I unbore you.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

You were the highlight of my evening ♥

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Really?


I never would have guessed you liked being blown up that much.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Highlight doesn't necessarily mean I liked it; simply put, playing with you was a lot less boring than the time I spent lurking in some empty rooms waiting for a chance to before meeting you.

But I did like the other things

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[inkblot] You were waiting to [lots of crossed out words] You really are creepy, you know that?

I'm not surprised. Clearly you enjoyed humiliating me.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

You were expecting a creepy stalker; how could I let you down?

Almost as much as you seemed to enjoy it

[shut up, sheena, you stupid, stupid ninja]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Be still my heart, you sure know how to talk to a girl.

Did not. I remember being quite upset.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Come now, flattery will get you no where ♥

I could cite some example to the contrary, but then we'd really see "upset". Care to try me?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Damn. And here I was hoping for another chance to make you explode. It really is therapeutic.

You're walking a dangerous line. You really don't want to see upset.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

I'm just a patient; if you need therapy, you should see one of the doctors.

Or perhaps you just don't want to be upset. But I'll leave at that.

For now.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

That loses entertainment value, you know. Doctors are so boring.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

How about a massage? I've heard those can be therapeutic ♥

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

[a dark line has been drawn from here to here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/361817.html?thread=10299225#t10299225)]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[written above the line]

Duh.