[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Can I watch too?

For educational reasons, of course.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Hey...

Don't you dare ever, ever, ever trying to deny that you are a pervert.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Do you have a problem with education?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

No, but you sure as hell don't need any education when it comes to that. Unless you're only action to a point and then it's all talk.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[above post is quickly removed after it was posted.]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Education. I believe that.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Your mistrust wounds me to the core.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Good.

You act like there's anything actually honest about you.

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you'd fall asleep in the act, let alone watching.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You may have just become my favorite person.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I'd hold onto that 'may' for all it's worth if I were you.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

... I don't get it.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

It means I'm bad, bad person and you shouldn't get too attached.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I've been replaced?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Aww, did it make you cry?

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Maybe a little. Are you feeling guilty now? Are you?

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to be the evil midget from a couple nights ago, would you?

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I am not a midget.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Fine, evil child. Or would you prefer kid? Brat? Whelp?

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

You're the one who doesn't want to share her toys.

[Written very small. Pressing hard.]

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

gotcha.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Be careful or she'll eat your soul. It probably tastes like chicken.

[Written in large, intentionally poor English]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

RARGER WLITING IS TO BE DESILED PREASE. SANK YU.

Re: [Written very small. Pressing hard.]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Is that you baldy? Guess you didn't die after all.

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

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