ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're- Wait-

You're that girl from last night? The little kid?

An orgy is

Why do you

Is this from something I said?

You know what, forget I said anything.
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[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ururu has scratched out the little kid part of Kon's reply]

I'm not a little kid. I'm old enough to watch and learn how sex works. Really!

That's okay if you don't want to show us, but please don't tell, okay? It's important!

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you want to know? You're way too young to be getting laid!

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
What's getting laid? And you never said what an orgy was either.

My friend needs to know for his friend. And when I want to give someone sex, I need to know how to do it right so it'll be good since it's supposed to be a special gift for someone really special to me.

[Strikeouts heavily scribbled through]

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
You don't-

Uh, getting laid is another way to say 'having sex'. And you don't say 'give someone sex' you have sex with them. Saying it that way makes it sound like they should pay you, which is totally OK but

An orgy is sex with lots of people. It can be a lot of fun.

But, seriously you're way too young to be thinking about getting it on with someone having sex. You should wait till you're older to think about learning how to do it.

Wait- is your friend going to have sex with someone? Tell me he's older than you please!

Re: [Strikeouts heavily scribbled through]

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
...But how would you have sex if someone doesn't give it to you?

Oh. Are they all special people?

I don't want to giv-- have sex. It's for my friend's friend, mostly. But no one would really answer, and I don't want to be confused about it any more either.

I don't think he's going to? He's my age.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Sex is something you... share, I guess. You don't give it unless that's your job and that's different.

In an orgy, well they're all people you want to have sex with. That's something, though I don't know if special is the word.

Ah, so what do you want to know? And why does your friend's friend want to know? Shouldn't they know already unless they're as young as you are?

This isn't for Kurt is it?

If your friend is going to have sex you should talk him out of it. He's way too young to be doing that, especially with someone older. That's just wrong!

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
People give sex for work? But I thought it was supposed to be special.

But if they all want to have sex with you, shouldn't they take turns? Like sharing a toy.

I don't know if my friend's friend knows. My friend just wanted to know how to tell if someone was a virgin before so she wouldn't get eaten.

No, it's not for Kurt-san. Do you think he knows what sex is?

I told him what you said. Everyone thinks we're too young, so that isn't confusing.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It can still be special, but not so much in that situation. You know, just forget I said anything about it, you don't need to know about that sort of thing for a while.

Taking turns is good... really good actually. But, the point of an orgy is that everyone wants to have sex with everyone else. I can't believe I'm telling you this.

Kurt definitely knows what sex is but I don't think he's done it yet.

They're right, you are too young to do it though there must be some 12 year olds out there who've gotten laid you should both wait a couple of years, until you're 14 or 15 at least.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
KON.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS! SHE'S ELEVEN!!

Ururu, maybe you should come talk to me. I think that having someone explain this to you in person is better than asking on a board like this. You don't know where the information is coming from, half of the time...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She asked! And there's nothing wrong with answering a few questions, otherwise she'll just keep asking.

Are you upset because we were talking about you? I was just curious which friend she was asking for. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...true but...

No! It's not that it's just that... you make it sound weird that I haven't yet... it's not like it's anything to be ashamed of or anything...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying it is something to embarrassed about, I get not everyone sees things the way I do. (Thought you don't so certain about the not being embarrassed part.)

I was just wondering if you might have your eye on a certain someone and were looking for tips.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess I forgot that part. And you did tell her to wait until she was older...

Not really. I have my mind on other things, yeah? It's hard to focus on things like that when I keep, you know, flipping around. But I appreciate the thought, strange as it is...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Your loss man. But hey, if you change your mind...

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll ask you. :)