[handwriting disguised and no name left]

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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

She asked! And there's nothing wrong with answering a few questions, otherwise she'll just keep asking.

Are you upset because we were talking about you? I was just curious which friend she was asking for. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

[fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com]

...true but...

No! It's not that it's just that... you make it sound weird that I haven't yet... it's not like it's anything to be ashamed of or anything...

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying it is something to embarrassed about, I get not everyone sees things the way I do. (Thought you don't so certain about the not being embarrassed part.)

I was just wondering if you might have your eye on a certain someone and were looking for tips.

[fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess I forgot that part. And you did tell her to wait until she was older...

Not really. I have my mind on other things, yeah? It's hard to focus on things like that when I keep, you know, flipping around. But I appreciate the thought, strange as it is...

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Your loss man. But hey, if you change your mind...

[fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll ask you. :)