[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

I think they're curious.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

But that's an awkward question...

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

Kids tend to ask those. I'm thankful you never asked me stuff like that....

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Shut up, ero-sennin! You're a pervert so obviously I wasn't going to ask you.

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

['You're a pervert so obviously' is heavily scratched out now.]

I should've just given you a book and left it at that.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

[this is just to annoy him]

None of your books.

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

[THAT IS SO SCRATCHED OUT, NARUTO. Also you get a frowny face next to it.]

... I meant a medical centric one.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

[Naruto writes a XP face next to it]

...Oh. Well I don't need books!

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

[Jiraiya gives it spiky hair.]

Oh, you don't?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

[And Naruto makes it look more like Jiraiya's and adds a hand holding an old man's cane]

Nope!

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

[Adds whisker scars. THAT WAS EASY. :|]

I'll believe you, then.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

[scratches it out, draws a drooling old man that looks suspiciously like Jiraiya]

GOOD.

[toadally4boobs.livejournal.com]

[Scratches that out, draws a picture of loud kid that looks suspiciously like Naruto.]

Although, if you ever wanted to talk about it....