ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey...

Don't you dare ever, ever, ever trying to deny that you are a pervert.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have a problem with education?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, but you sure as hell don't need any education when it comes to that. Unless you're only action to a point and then it's all talk.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[above post is quickly removed after it was posted.]

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Education. I believe that.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Your mistrust wounds me to the core.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

You act like there's anything actually honest about you.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
meanie

[stupid ninja opens her mouth again]

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Prove me wrong, then.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I said yesterday that I knew you, didn't I?
I promised yesterday I'd find you, didn't I?
You doubted me, yet look how that turned out.

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
...I meant in the future, not the past. And those are the only things you were honest about, anyways. They don't count.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I can promise all sorts of things for tonight, then~♥
The question is, would you want me too?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[lots of heavily crossed out lines]

I am not answering that.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Afraid of being honest?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Here's some honesty for you, Yukari.

I'm not answering the question because I'm not sure I know the answer. Besides, it's not like I have time for you tonight anyways. Come throw pebbles at my window some other night.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[a small inkblot where the pen rested for moment before responding; she's surprised by Sheena's honesty]

Because you don't know the answer, or because you're afraid of it?

Is that an invitation?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Both. Maybe. I don't know.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
I can help you decide.
Speaking of which, how's your neck?♥

And you didn't answer my other question, so shall I take that as a yes?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I answered them both. Don't tell me you're losing your touch and not finding the answers you seek?

It's sore.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
My mistake, I thought those were all in response to the first. Sorry, I'm a little tired after ♥last night♥, so my head's not the clearest right now.

Want me to kiss it and make it better?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so sorry I wore you out. Your stamina must be lacking.

I doubt you'd make it better.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[identity profile] mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
You were rather rough.

What, afraid I'll bite?

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't complaining.

Exactly.

[identity profile] iwascloned.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[a dark line has been drawn from here to here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/361817.html?thread=10299225#t10299225)]

[identity profile] mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[written above the line]

Duh.