[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

What kind of sex are you looking to watch? Straight up guy/girl, guy/guy, or girl/girl?

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

We didn't talk about that. Are they really different?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Of course they are. The parts fit differently depending on who it's with. The general act is the same, but the details vary.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I guess then we should see all of them. It's really important that we learn everything we can.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Talk to your friend and then talk to me again. We'll see.

[disguised and anonymous]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

We were mostly wondering about guy/girl, although anything can work.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

If you don't find any takers for the guy/girl, I could probably talk my girl into letting someone watch her and I to get you some girl/girl nowledge. We'll just have to meet before hand cause I'm a bit posesive at times.

[disguised and anonymous]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

Understood.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

After some discusion with the girl, I'm going to have to go back on my offer. Sorry. But if you need someone to just tell you straight up that isn't going to get all weird on you, I can do it. I learned about it all when I was about your age, so I know how confusing it can be. Ask next time you see me.

-The Hunter

[Hastily written, pressing the pen very hard.]

[iwascloned.livejournal.com]

GUY ON LEOPARD
GIRL ON LEOPARD
KOMODO DRAGON ON INTELLIGENT MIST
MIST ON MIST
DEAR GOD YOU CAN NEVER TELL HOW MANY MISTS THERE ARE
KID ON DISHWASHER
ALIEN ON ALIEN
TRAINED ATTACK CANCERS ON
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