ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing! You can watch me, you don't even have to sit back or keep quiet or anything. You and your friend can watch as much as you want and if you want to ask questions or even join in it's totally OK!

'Course I'm not going steady with anyone right now, so any volunteers to help me out?

Wait- do you want guy-on-guy, guy-on-girl or girl-on-girl action? Or just anything at all? I might know some guys who might help and maybe some girls. If we could get four of us together that would be perfect!

Oh and the name's Superboy.

[trying hard and failing to look like an adult]

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know you. Thank you for your help. I'm not sure what kind of sex we want to watch yet. Maybe we should watch all of them to be sure.

I don't know about joining though.

Did you find the Head Doctor last night?

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely should watch them all. For educational purposes.

And an orgy is a lot of fun, you should totally consider it.

We've met? Who is this?

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't think I'm supposed to say my name. But if you promise not to tell.

I was the one who got Kurt-san last night. We met then.

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Also, what's an "orgy"? Is that giving sex too?

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're- Wait-

You're that girl from last night? The little kid?

An orgy is

Why do you

Is this from something I said?

You know what, forget I said anything.
Edited 2009-02-17 07:28 (UTC)

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ururu has scratched out the little kid part of Kon's reply]

I'm not a little kid. I'm old enough to watch and learn how sex works. Really!

That's okay if you don't want to show us, but please don't tell, okay? It's important!

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you want to know? You're way too young to be getting laid!

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
What's getting laid? And you never said what an orgy was either.

My friend needs to know for his friend. And when I want to give someone sex, I need to know how to do it right so it'll be good since it's supposed to be a special gift for someone really special to me.

[Strikeouts heavily scribbled through]

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
You don't-

Uh, getting laid is another way to say 'having sex'. And you don't say 'give someone sex' you have sex with them. Saying it that way makes it sound like they should pay you, which is totally OK but

An orgy is sex with lots of people. It can be a lot of fun.

But, seriously you're way too young to be thinking about getting it on with someone having sex. You should wait till you're older to think about learning how to do it.

Wait- is your friend going to have sex with someone? Tell me he's older than you please!

Re: [Strikeouts heavily scribbled through]

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
...But how would you have sex if someone doesn't give it to you?

Oh. Are they all special people?

I don't want to giv-- have sex. It's for my friend's friend, mostly. But no one would really answer, and I don't want to be confused about it any more either.

I don't think he's going to? He's my age.

[identity profile] see-my-back.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I not surprised at all to see what a playboy you are?

[unsigned]

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
You are not going to show them anything!

Re: [unsigned]

[identity profile] whos-da-man.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Are we being a prude today? Who cares if a couple of curious people want to watch. It's like a porn just up-close with better quality.

[unsigned]

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
You have no idea who wrote this, do you.

[unsigned]

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, and let's keep it that way.

[identity profile] whos-da-man.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
Fine. Two can play this game.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know they were kids!

[unsigned]

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you were offering in the first place!

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I thought they were old enough, OK? What's wrong with offering to have some fun with someone?

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh lord, I could point out a lot of things that's wrong with this picture.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Like what? If someone is old enough to do it what's wrong with it?

[unsigned]

[identity profile] remedying.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
This conversation is so over.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
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