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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

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Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

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Is that like ripping your skirt? I did that once, but someone I know fixed it. Maybe hymens could be fixed that way too.

That would be good. Sex sounds like there's a lot to it, so I'm sure we'll have lots of questions.

I'll be careful. But I'm strong, so I can probably fight anyone who tried to hurt me or my friends.

Oh, that would be good. I didn't know they had those here. I'll see if my friend wants to go with me tonight.

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You guys are way, WAY too young to be having sex or watching it. I know the virgin-eaters are scary, but this isn't a good way to avoid them. Sex is REALLY not for kids.

If you still want to know more about it, though, almost anybody can explain the mechanics of it, or even draw some pictures. Just... don't consider watching anyone OR doing it yourself, okay, kiddo?

~~Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go kill my girlfriend.~~

Hey now. I just figured out who it is asking these questions. I didn't know when it was first put up. And I did say I'd talk to you first. I've already told them no now that I know who is asking.

Calm down, pretty girl.

[A couple of false starts, ~~mostly because he realized it's an eleven year old GIRL he's talking to.~~] I've heard of reconstructive surgery for that, but it's a bit different than ripping your skirt. Your skirt wouldn't ever bleed, for example.

Having a lot of questions is normal.

Good--you be careful, then. That's not the sort of thing you wanna get into a fight about.

Heh, probably the best. Like ^ that person said, you should wait until you're older to have sex, but learning the mechanics of it is fine.

[A false start.] One final question. You do know what menstruation is, don't you?

[If she says no, Jiraiya's going to volunteer to come with them. XD Because he'll realize they know absolutely nothing and would want to make sure they get the best book.]

Now that I think about it, I could help you look for the right book during Nightshift. There's a lot of "sex" books that don't actually explain anything, and it'd be bad if you got the wrong idea about it. That way you could get your answers without giving people heart attacks because of your age.

Would that help?

As nice as it is for you to offer to help, I think I'll try talking with them. If they still have questions that I can't answer, I'll make sure to consult with you though. Thank you~

[A couple of false starts.] Haaaaaaa. Good, they've got someone looking after them, then. I was more than a bit worried that someone was going to try to take advantage of this.

Well I know one of them. I have to admit, I was a little startled when she asked me about it at first, so I probably left her a little too curious. I'll try to answer their questions a bit better this time if they'll let me.

There's nothing to get a kid more curious than someone older being surprised about a question. And if we're talking about the same kid, she sounds like she'd be a good listener. Very sharp.

If you need to find a book or they're asking questions you can't answer, let me know. I'm probably one of the few guys that can answer questions like that without dying. And I really don't want to think about what could happen if she asks the wrong person, regardless of how strong she is.

I guess you're right. Few things throw me off, but that was definitely one of them!

Yes, I'll have to keep an eye on her. ♥

Haaaaa, that would've thrown me off, too. She's the right age to start asking, though. Not the right age to get anymore than a clinical explanation, though. ... You probably should mention safe sex practices, too. They need to know those early before they get curious enough to try anything.

Good. She may be a bit too smart for her own good. ♥

Oh dear, that's right. I'm not sure how those might vary from world to world. ~~But I really doubt they have any spells for it here~~ I guess I might end up doing research of my own then!

Good luck with that. Let me know if you need help with anything.

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