ext_190275 ([identity profile] rectifies.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-16 11:57 pm
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To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

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Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

[identity profile] bewarethecute.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
People give sex for work? But I thought it was supposed to be special.

But if they all want to have sex with you, shouldn't they take turns? Like sharing a toy.

I don't know if my friend's friend knows. My friend just wanted to know how to tell if someone was a virgin before so she wouldn't get eaten.

No, it's not for Kurt-san. Do you think he knows what sex is?

I told him what you said. Everyone thinks we're too young, so that isn't confusing.

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It can still be special, but not so much in that situation. You know, just forget I said anything about it, you don't need to know about that sort of thing for a while.

Taking turns is good... really good actually. But, the point of an orgy is that everyone wants to have sex with everyone else. I can't believe I'm telling you this.

Kurt definitely knows what sex is but I don't think he's done it yet.

They're right, you are too young to do it though there must be some 12 year olds out there who've gotten laid you should both wait a couple of years, until you're 14 or 15 at least.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
KON.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS! SHE'S ELEVEN!!

Ururu, maybe you should come talk to me. I think that having someone explain this to you in person is better than asking on a board like this. You don't know where the information is coming from, half of the time...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
She asked! And there's nothing wrong with answering a few questions, otherwise she'll just keep asking.

Are you upset because we were talking about you? I was just curious which friend she was asking for. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...true but...

No! It's not that it's just that... you make it sound weird that I haven't yet... it's not like it's anything to be ashamed of or anything...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not saying it is something to embarrassed about, I get not everyone sees things the way I do. (Thought you don't so certain about the not being embarrassed part.)

I was just wondering if you might have your eye on a certain someone and were looking for tips.

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess I forgot that part. And you did tell her to wait until she was older...

Not really. I have my mind on other things, yeah? It's hard to focus on things like that when I keep, you know, flipping around. But I appreciate the thought, strange as it is...

[identity profile] gottabetactile.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Your loss man. But hey, if you change your mind...

[identity profile] fuzzy-diablo.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll ask you. :)