[handwriting disguised and no name left]

[rectifies.livejournal.com]

To those in a "relationship":

A friend and I have had some questions about sex, but since no one wants to give us a straight answer, we thought it might be easier just to watch. Would anyone be willing to have a couple of patients observe them as they have sex? We promise to be quiet while we watch. (Someone who would let us ask questions later would be perfect.)

This might seem like a strange request, but we've kind of exhausted our resources on this. Please leave your name if you are interested. Any help would be appreciated.

[edited some time after the initial post in different (yet careful) handwriting]

Or if it would be better, we could just look at porn pictures instead. We don't want anyone to be upset or mad.

Comments

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I don't like the sound of that.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

And yet you seem eager to hear me say more.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Can you blame me? Kind of paranoid here.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Too bad; I like it that way.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

...what are you plotting?

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Just a little entertainment.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I'll pass. I've been used for more than enough entertainment by her. I don't need you doing the same thing.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

If that's how you feel you should have listened to my warning. It's a little late now.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

DAMNIT!

Can't you use the damn youkai for entertainment instead? Or like eat that one guy's soul.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I don't like her. Or him.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

[lots of crossed out starts]

That is not comforting.