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[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary

Comments

[tsunagari.livejournal.com]

This is a single building. It is ridiculous to claim individual rooms in the names of countries, especially when there are so many here who are citizens of none of them.

I would also not recommend enforcing the use of passports.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

You misunderstand. This is a notification to other nations in attendance and to our citizens who may find this of use.

[anemptydecapo]

.

What.

This isn't the time to cross lines in the sand. If you're under the assumption that anyone in this asylum is going to care enough to play along with your game, you're sorely mistaken. I advise you stop being ridiculous immediately.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

There are nations here who would find this notice of use.

(strikes quite legible)

[norainu]

I don't think it works that way

you're doing it wrong

Look, I'm sympathetic and all

Okay, I give up being nice because I suck at it anyway. This has got to be one of the most phenomenally stupid things I have ever seen on this bulletin board. And that's saying a lot. Trust me.

I just Look, I don't even know where to begin. No. Just no.

But hey, if you want to try to keep those "zones" uh... free of hazards during... off hours... be my guest. Have fun. for fuck's sake

Re: (strikes quite legible)

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

It's a little archaic perhaps, but who doesn't fall back on the habits of several thousand years when in times of strife and trouble?

(anonymous troll handwriting)

[complicatedliar]

I was unaware until now that there were actual insane people in this Institute. I am so very sorry.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

[Japan was going to respond to this, but like the other trolls he's going to leave it alone.]

[thesadist]

I'm fairly certain our dear Head Doctor has already claimed the entire building for the Land of Crazy.

[Anonymous]

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

The Head Doctor doesn't have a flag and is not a Nation, therefore his claim is invalid. He's not even a micronation.

[tightsofmight]

Can I claim the Rec Field in the name of the glorious Nation of Uzbekistan?

[complicatedliar]

Would it not be a more suitable Kingdom of the Meat Heads?

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

Uzbekistan isn't here. Idiot.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

As you can see the Recreational Field has been declared a neutral zone and trying to annex it would be unwise.

Especially in the name of a Nation who is not in attendance here.

[monkeyboy]

how doo yu no if yur JAPANESE [<--- This word ha been painstakingly copied from Japan's original message.]

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

[Japan is staring at that writing and wondering if he wants to reply. Sigh, he will.]

Where are you from?

[fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com]

[... Kurama's first impression of the bulletin board. :| A couple of false starts here. But he notes the locations mentioned here for later reference.]

Is there a visual representation of these established boundaries that I could refer to?

[hat_einen_vogel]

[There is a (very) rough sketch of the building posted, labeled with 'PRUSSIA' written across it in large, bold letters.]

[hat_einen_vogel]

When did you
But I'm not
Wh-

The hell I'm gonna wait for a meeting:
I OBJECT!

Don't go deciding this without me!

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

You weren't there! You also don't count.

[spandexorgtfo.livejournal.com]

Passports. Really.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

For the Nations. Yes.

[barely legible chickenscratch]

[zanuff]

Hey, cool! Where do we sign up to register as Japanese citizens?

oh god why do all his citizens have bad handwriting orz

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

...You wish to register?

[believein0.livejournal.com]

Huh. So I guess Landel's trying to make the mental hospital charade look more legitimate by actually including mentally insane people in the prisoner ranks. Thanks for informing me, 'State of Japan Secretary', I'll definitely keep this in mind.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

[Japan was going to respond to this, but like the other trolls he's going to leave it alone.]

[unit67.livejournal.com]

Japan...

What are passports? What if we don't know where we're from?

I thought you said you didn't want to hurt anyone.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Passports are booklets that show nationality and allow passage into other countries' borders. If you do not have one or do not claim nationality, then it is of no concern for you.

...And I do not wish to harm anyone, but as a Nation, I cannot allow the Institute to be partitioned in favor of the West.

[madeinthehrl]

Are you the people who know Ivan and Ludwig? How many more of you are there?

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

We know them, yes.

It stands to reason that there are as many of us as there are countries, and a few more besides. Or are you asking how many of us there are here?

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Any and all Americans feel free to begin revolution. Patient room M74 is property of the United States of America (oh! And his uh, roommate).

(England I will end you if you even try to take away my independence)

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

I suppose that you'll be sleeping out in the rec field from now on then.

[ofthemotions]

...Wait, so if I'm from Japan, I'm not allowed in my room?

All of this seems a little ridiculous.

-T.Taro

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Ah, please do not worry. We are in talks now about this subject.

-State of Japan