http://osoreirimasu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] osoreirimasu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2011-12-11 07:24 pm
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To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary
complicatedliar: (deciding where to stick the knife)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of the United Nations, myself, so I suppose that's fair.

And please stop me if I'm being obtuse, but I want to make certain that I understand the current situation.

There are countries named Japan, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (goodness but that's a long name), and Prussia. I will assume that this has occurred some time in the long stretch of future that I simply don't know about. And these nations are now (somehow) writing cross notes at each other about who owns this building?

...really?
Edited 2011-12-11 21:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's clear that up, then.

[personal profile] tightsofmight 2011-12-12 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Just go with it.

Honestly in this place, if it sounds like the most implausible, cuckoo for cocoa puffs nutty nutty nut job thing you have ever heard? It's probably true.
complicatedliar: (sideways glance)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-13 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
I shall do my best to remain terminally unsurprised. I think I may succumb to eyebrow fatigue soon.