http://osoreirimasu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] osoreirimasu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2011-12-11 07:24 pm
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To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. This is why you shouldn't listen to a word he says.
hat_einen_vogel: (No way...)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[The above note has been removed and replaced with the following:]

The Free State of Prussia is alive and well!

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
From my perspective, Prussia has not existed in sixty years. From your perspective, Prussia will only exist for another month at best. Really, I wouldn't call that alive and well.
hat_einen_vogel: (This tattered flag)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The way I see it, it's not over for me yet! I don't care about your perspective; I could have another month or another sixty years! I'm not out of the game yet!


Besides, you're not going to kill me with mere abolishment.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Never said kill you. But let's face it, you end up living in your brother's basement. You don't even pay rent. It hardly lends weight to any claim you might care to make.
hat_einen_vogel: (Dammit...)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
But I still exist even if my State country doesn't.

And my future situation would be a result of your doing, anyway. It'd be completely different if I had some land and citizens to call my own.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
What exactly were you expecting? That we'd go out for a beer and relive old times and old glories? Let bygones be bygones while London still smouldered?

Be grateful that I didn't leave you to France. He wanted to eviscerate you himself.
hat_einen_vogel: (Away from the sun)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a small ink blot here.] Not at all. But I didn't think you'd try to finish me off, no matter what your boss thought of- either.
Edited 2011-12-11 21:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a dark blotch on the paper at the start, and a few scratches as though he started writing before finding the words.]

I am my people, just as you are were. My personal feelings are irrelevant. We don't have the luxury of having our own opinions. Not during times like that.
hat_einen_vogel: (When I ruled the world)

[strikes legible only with effort]

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I know.

[There are a few dots from taps of the pen. The next few words look shaky:] I still am my people and land, if only for a little longer.

Even if you've already done it in your past, don't you dare try to take that away from me early. Even if the job's already half done.
Edited 2011-12-11 21:51 (UTC)

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[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Wait.]

Are you suggesting it is possible there are people here from different eras?

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's entirely possible, yes. For me it is 2008. For the idiot here, he thinks it's 1947.
hat_einen_vogel: (Geh--!!)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
['idiot' above has been crossed out and replaced with 'most glorious and capable Prussia']

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[which has itself been crossed out and been replaced by 'foolish and arrogant pretender to Nationhood']
hat_einen_vogel: (Praise me more!)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Struck again and replaced with 'almighty and illustrious Nation who will endure forever, even if certain other Nations abolish him']

LMFAO YOU GUYS

[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[...... /quietly... makes a note to himself about these two particular individuals...]
complicatedliar: (sideways glance)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems to be a fact. Everyone here seems to be several centuries ahead of me.

Which is not nearly as fun as you might think.

[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And what century are you from, then?
complicatedliar: (smirk)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Shortly after Emund the Old began his reign in Uppsala. What that might be in the Christian reckoning everyone uses, I can't begin to guess.

[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, yes, I'm afraid I don't recognize any of the proper names you are using.
complicatedliar: (Default)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently Uppsala is in a modern country called Sweden.

[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. Perhaps my knowledge of the history of Sweden is incomplete, because I still cannot place which century an 'Emund the Old' could have ruled.

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[Completely anonymous]

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Bloody Norsemen.
complicatedliar: (smirk)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2011-12-11 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologize. Have we raped and/or pillaged in your vicinity recently?

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(strikes very readable)

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Just. Spamming this same icon. ... Because.

[identity profile] fuukaenbujin.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Adding all this information with the things he found in other threads in reply to this note: >Implying that amateur artist from before was Prussia. >Implying a country is somehow a conscious being able to write responses. >What.]

... Duly noted?.