http://osoreirimasu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] osoreirimasu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2011-12-11 07:24 pm
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To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary
hat_einen_vogel: (What is this BS?)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are a few spots where the paper has warped.]

I still exist!

Maybe by your time I'm not a nation, but you haven't gotten rid of me yet! [There's a slight tear where the pen went through the paper.]

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course. How foolish of me. Perhaps you could claim the history of this place and leave the current annexing to the countries that still have relevance in the modern age. You know, the ones you can still find on a map.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you could be a vassal state perhaps? I mean, you did spend so many centuries on bended knee before Poland, Austria, France, Russia...
hat_einen_vogel: (Incompetence is no excuse)

[personal profile] hat_einen_vogel 2011-12-11 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[The second half of the above note has been torn off with enough force that the edge of the paper is mangled. The shreds of the note might be found nearby, but 'Austria' has been completely scribbled out.]

No.