http://osoreirimasu.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] osoreirimasu.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2011-12-11 07:24 pm
Entry tags:

(no subject)

To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary
madeinthehrl: ([alittlebitwrong])

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you the people who know Ivan and Ludwig? How many more of you are there?

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We know them, yes.

It stands to reason that there are as many of us as there are countries, and a few more besides. Or are you asking how many of us there are here?
madeinthehrl: ([alittlebitwrong])

[strikeouts illegible]

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-11 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
that's a lot of legitimately insane people ...both, I suppose.

Re: [strikeouts illegible]

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Including myself, there are four of our kind here as far as I am aware.
madeinthehrl: ([hesitant])

Re: [strikeouts illegible]

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-11 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand. How do you kidnap a country?

Re: [strikeouts illegible]

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I've found that hitting them over the head with a sledgehammer is quite effective. But I don't think that it applies here.
madeinthehrl: (Default)

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's just going to give up trying to understand that]

So...these claims. How do you plan to enforce them?

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
The other Nations know that if my claims are violated then I'll cut out their eyes and hearts and feed them to the night horrors.
madeinthehrl: ([alittlebitwrong])

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-12 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't all this infighting seem a little counterproductive, especially when you could wait until you all get home to fight about it?

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Waiting until we get home seems a little pointless. The borders are fairly set by now.

And it isn't counterproductive. We need to have borders.
madeinthehrl: ([lostinthought])

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why the sudden rush, then? As far as I can tell, most of you have been here for a while now.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps events last evening simply reminded us of what we are.
madeinthehrl: ([alittlebitwrong])

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-12 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
...I see.

It feels...different, then? Normally?

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Things aren't usually so silent. And we are normally significantly more durable.
madeinthehrl: (Default)

[personal profile] madeinthehrl 2011-12-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Silent?