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[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary

Comments

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Any and all Americans feel free to begin revolution. Patient room M74 is property of the United States of America (oh! And his uh, roommate).

(England I will end you if you even try to take away my independence)

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

I suppose that you'll be sleeping out in the rec field from now on then.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Why should I be displaced? I think you'll just have to accept a little manifest destiny from yours truly. I kicked you out once, I will be more than happy to do it again.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

I notice that you aren't complaining about Japan annexing the food supply. You do surprise me.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

If you were annexing the food supply I would complain. Japan can cook.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

There's no guarantee that he'll cook for you. And he might outlaw burgers.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

We'll cross that bridge if it happens. But the point is, what's mine isn't yours.

Japan, know now that if you outlaw hamburgers there will be war.

[teabastard.livejournal.com]

And what's mine has never been yours. You should have claimed it in a timely manner.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Timely nations never made much history. My room is mine (and the other guy who sleeps here).

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

...But I like them... when properly cooked...

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

So long as it requires them actually being cooked me and you are fine.

Just don't claim my room.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

...I do not wish to claim anyone's room. ...Although I maintain that my room is my embassy in England-san's territory.

Strikes erased but are obvious by context. probably.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Embassy room deal might be cool for you but I am not here under any nation's permitted embassy.

Especially not England.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

...I see. The suggested current situation is unpalatable to you then?

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

I'll be blunt.

Yes.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we can discuss this at a later date then and come to more favorable terms for all parties involved.

I will not relinquish control of the Sun Room or kitchens, however.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

I'm not claiming any of that, but I'm open to discussion because I seriously doubt you want the alternative.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

...Please remember that we are allies, America-san.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Then don't help England take my room! It's bad enough we're stuck in this place!

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

You ran off before I could stop you... I'm sure with proper discussion, we can find a middle ground...!

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

Okay.

I-- I was trying to help a friend, I saw her there and you know me, I can't just stand by and let her on her own around these parts at night!

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

Were you able to help her?

[tightsofmight]

Okay how many are there of you. I'm kind of terrified but less and less surprised the more I look at this.

[brb-burgers.livejournal.com]

... HAHA enough to make some noise. Don't worry, kiddo, I have your best interests at heart.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

There were more of us once. Unless... Ah, I wonder where that person went...