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To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
以上

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
以上

The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
以上

The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
以上

Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

ummmmmmmmmmmm

ok

[This seemed the least amount of headache. Japan sighs and draws his official seal and a line on a second piece of paper.]

If you would sign your name on the line and return it to me, I shall give you a copy.

[Signs his name in crappy kanji on this intriguing new line that has been made for him. He briefly wonders if that thief will come again and steal the piece of paper. He must guard it close!! He needs to become a citizen of Japan!]

ok

wher ar yu?

[Does that. Oh. My. God. Did he just sign Son Goku up as a Japanese citizen??? China is going to be so pissed off.

...

Excellent.

Japan copies everything down meticulously, including the crappy kanji, writes the phrase "Official Document: Keep a copy for your records" across the top in red ink like a stamp, and returns it.]

You have done what you need to do. Thank you and welcome to being a Japanese citizen.

cul!

[Goku takes his paper and wanders off with a strange joy despite having no idea what he has just done. BUT WHATEVAH! He's Japanese now! He do whatevah he wants.]

Cool!

Come see me if you wish to learn how to improve your literacy skills.

o im pretty flexible alredy

i can do a split kick in teh air!

...

Literacy.

L i t e r a c y

ok i no yur tryin ta say sumthin but

...

yea i dunno what

...Do you want to learn how to write properly?

But it would help you find more people to fight with if they could read your notes properly...!

...... [Goku is giving this such a side-eye.]

relee?

but i het riting its not fun

Really?

Yes. Being able to properly write a challenge notice is important for a fighter. Writing can be fun, if one lets it be.

wel ok then

Well, okay then.

We can start immediately or whenever you are next available.

uhhhhhh [Ending his day with study sounded like the worst torture that ever was.]

tomaro works

wut do yu luk like

Tomorrow works.
What do you look like?

Tomorrow then. I am 164cm tall, black hair, brown eyes, petite frame, and I look younger than I actually am.

[To help, he draws a self portrait.]

Edited 2011-12-12 02:12 (UTC)

ok i look like this

...Thank you, Goku-kun.