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To Those Whom It May Concern:

The following areas have been claimed in the name of the State of Japan in accordance with the cooperation of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Japanese citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Sun Room and adjoining rooms
- 1st Floor Kitchen and pantry
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The following areas have been claimed in the name of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Patient Blocks
- Head Doctor's Office
- 2nd Floor Caretaker's Cupboard
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The following areas are shared territory of the State of Japan and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island. Both Japanese and UK citizens are under international protection in these zones and may move freely within them:

- Medical Wing
- Any military strongholds (Citizens are asked to refrain from entry into these areas for their own protection)
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The following areas are declared Border-Free Zones:

- The Main Halls
- Recreational Field
- Courtyard
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Opinions and notifications of omissions will be gladly accepted here. Objections, however, must be submitted with the appropriate forms at the next World Meeting. Those who require passports into these areas, please inquire within.

Sincerely,
The State of Japan 日本国 Secretary

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

...I just suggested that you lead until they can figure things out..... [ Rude, Japan. ]

[OH MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT AGAIN. This is also being taken down.]

It is protection...!

Protection from what? It's not protection it's against the law, here! You know how I am about justice.

...I don't think he wants me talking to you. Or suggesting a usurp of power.

oh-- That's always been the... plan.

Haha, well, then I'm not saying anything new. Good luck with that, then.

...Trouble is, it's kind of tricky. The staff's all over the place, probably seeing this already so anything further is top top top secret.

it's for your own safety!

I see. If you're willing to discuss your plot for it further, I'd be interested sometime. It seems fun.

If you're willing to take that risk, I'll have you.

Haha, we'll see. Though hopefully we can discuss it sometime.

...The development of ulcers...

You guys are thinking small-time if you're just claiming these places for yourselves...