[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[repelling]

What a happy message.

[ GUESS WHO ASKED A NURSE FOR A SMILEY STICKER TO USE ONE RIGHT HERE. ☺ ]

You waste a lot of space with nonsensical rambling. Keeping it short and mentioning their names might have done you better.

- GW

[thisisyourgod]

OH I'M SORRY. LET ME JUST TEAR THIS DOWN AND REDO IT SO IT CONFORMS TO YOUR OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR REGULATIONS.

EXCEPT NOT, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. YOU DON'T NEED TO.

[repelling]

My regulations aren't the ones to worry about.

No, and I don't care to, but the first part of your note clearly demanded they be "forked over", and while it is as clear that it was directed at the staff, you will find your fellow c patients to be much more helpful in these matters.

That one below is right, too: keep a lid on it or be drugged.

[impudentsongbird]

Please be careful. The nurses might sedate you if you're too aggressive.

[thisisyourgod]

SEDATE ME HOW?

[impudentsongbird]

With an injection, I imagine. They might not put you to sleep, but you certainly won't feel up to much for a good part of the day.

[avengingfists]

Squishy pink human? What would you be otherwise?

[thisisyourgod]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS WHAT.

[avengingfists]

I was just curious. No need to be crabby.

[Anonymous handwriting]

[complicatedliar]

Idiot.

[thisisyourgod]

DOUCHEBAG.

[handwriting SO VERY ANONYMOUS]

[complicatedliar]

Mouthbreathing imbecile.

[envy_the_sinners]

Are you truly so arrogant to think that the people you are looking for will turn up if you spew obscenities across the bulletin board?

[thisisyourgod]

IT'S A PERFECTLY VIABLE OPTION. OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE SAW IT.

[envy_the_sinners]

Yes, people saw it. Including all of the children here, as well, who were just exposed to your detestable word choice.

[sixth_attack]

Nooksniffers?! That's a funny insult if I haven't heard one! Thanks, I needed that!

You got loads of spunk, that'll help ya survive here. Good luck finding your friends though, that doesn't work out for a lot of people here unfortunately.

[thisisyourgod]

THANKS. I GUESS.

THIS IS JUST GREAT. I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME KEEPING TRACK OF THEM AS IT IS.

[sixth_attack]

What's their names? I've helped someone find one of their friends before. I could keep an eye out for 'em.


[Added as afterthought]

Then again, you might not want to see them as fellow prisoners here or brainwashed "visitors" though, just warning ya.

[lovesthepain]

You must be very worried about your friends if you're this worked up, but please, try to show some composure.

If you don't hear from them, try to take that as a good sign.

[thisisyourgod]

WHY THE EVERLIVING FUCK WOULD THAT BE A GOOD SIGN?

[lovesthepain]

You're obviously new, but have you been able to figure out where you are yet?

[unsigned]

[fallenbeanpole]

I don't think you're going to get any responses with that attitude.

[thisisyourgod]

AND YET HERE I AM, CLEARLY GETTING RESPONSES.

[showmeyourwreath]

I hope you find your friends if they're here, but is being this rude about it really necessary?

[thisisyourgod]

THIS IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE HUGE FLOATING STRUCTURE OF WATER THAT IS RUDENESS. I COULD BE SO MUCH RUDER.