[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[repelling]

What a happy message.

[ GUESS WHO ASKED A NURSE FOR A SMILEY STICKER TO USE ONE RIGHT HERE. ☺ ]

You waste a lot of space with nonsensical rambling. Keeping it short and mentioning their names might have done you better.

- GW

[impudentsongbird]

Please be careful. The nurses might sedate you if you're too aggressive.

[avengingfists]

Squishy pink human? What would you be otherwise?

[thisisyourgod]

OH I'M SORRY. LET ME JUST TEAR THIS DOWN AND REDO IT SO IT CONFORMS TO YOUR OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR REGULATIONS.

EXCEPT NOT, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE. YOU DON'T NEED TO.

[thisisyourgod]

SEDATE ME HOW?

[thisisyourgod]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IS WHAT.

[repelling]

My regulations aren't the ones to worry about.

No, and I don't care to, but the first part of your note clearly demanded they be "forked over", and while it is as clear that it was directed at the staff, you will find your fellow c patients to be much more helpful in these matters.

That one below is right, too: keep a lid on it or be drugged.

[avengingfists]

I was just curious. No need to be crabby.

[Anonymous handwriting]

[complicatedliar]

Idiot.

[impudentsongbird]

With an injection, I imagine. They might not put you to sleep, but you certainly won't feel up to much for a good part of the day.

[thisisyourgod]

WHOEVER TOOK THEM SHOULD KNOW WHO THEY ARE TOO. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, JUST THAT I DON'T LIKE YOU.

[thisisyourgod]

OH WELL THAT'S JUST PERFECT.

FUCK THEM, THEY CAN'T SEDATE ME FOR WRITING IN CAPS. I ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS. IT'S NOT A SIGN OF MY AGGRESSION OR LACK OF.

[thisisyourgod]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

WHO ARE YOU? I BET YOUR'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

[thisisyourgod]

DOUCHEBAG.

[avengingfists]

You're taking everything way too personally.

My name is Ilia, but it's not my fault that you're here. You can blame the Head Doctor for that.

[repelling]

I did not write that they did not know who your friends are, just that they are not likely to help.

I'd be hurt, except I've already got a suspicion that that makes me part of a not very selective club.

[impudentsongbird]

They can, and they will, if they feel you've crossed a line. Though I'd be more worried about the swearing and the disrespect, to be honest.

[handwriting SO VERY ANONYMOUS]

[complicatedliar]

Mouthbreathing imbecile.

[envy_the_sinners]

Are you truly so arrogant to think that the people you are looking for will turn up if you spew obscenities across the bulletin board?

[thisisyourgod]

MY CLUBS ARE VERY SELECTIVE, BULGEMUNCH. AS IN I PERSONALLY SELECT WHAT INDIVIDUALS I WANT TO HATE. CONGRATULATIONS FOR PASSING THE ENTRANCE EXAM.

[thisisyourgod]

DISRESPECT? I'VE BEEN *SPECIES SWAPPED*. I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S LESS DISRESPECTFUL THAN ANYTHING I'VE SAID.

[thisisyourgod]

AHA! I KNEW YOU KNEW THEM. YOU MAY AS WELL HAVE ADMITTED YOUR GUILT.

[thisisyourgod]

HALF-EXPELLED EXCREMENT SNIFFER.

[thisisyourgod]

IT'S A PERFECTLY VIABLE OPTION. OBVIOUSLY PEOPLE SAW IT.

[repelling]

Are there membership cards? I might have space in my wallet.