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*day 66,
karkat

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ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

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It's not nice to sniff at the nurses like a common dog. Shame on you.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'D TRIED COPULATING WITH ALL OF THEM. MY BAD.

Don't worry, little dog. I'm certain a few might let you at their legs if you beg. Likely the ones who wear very thick glasses.

JOKE'S ON YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DOG IS!

[Aside from something Gamzee's always calling people.]

You have nicely made my point for me. Thank you.

I DON'T EVEN *KNOW* YOU.

For which I am eternally grateful.

IF ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS MOCK ME, I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER JERKS FOR THAT.

But none so good at it as me.

IF THIS IS SOME SORT OF BLACK FLIRTATION, I WILL HAVE TO QUESTION THE MOTIVES, SEEING AS YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I FUCKING LOOK LIKE.

Don't flatter yourself. I've met waffles that are more intellectually stimulating than you.

THEN GO PLAY WITH YOUR FUCKING WAFFLES. I COULD GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU ON THIS CRAP ALL DAY, BUT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO.

No, you don't.

Though feel free to toddle off and pretend that you do.

WOW, FUCK YOU. I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND SHIT.

Of course you don't have to pretend. It's what you are.

I AM BLOCKING YOU. AS OF NOW, YOU MAY CONSIDER YOURSELF BLOCKED.

[Karkat, this doesn't work on paper.]

I win.

FINE. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE.

And yet you keep replying.

SO DO YOU.

You're still amusing me. :)

Edited 2012-09-24 14:47 (UTC)

ALRIGHT. FINE. I'M DONE.

Bye bye. <3

[Such platonic hate.]

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