[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[repelling]

Unfortunately, I've never heard of a phrase that would make sense in this context. I'll have to guess at what you meant.

"Hats off"? If we were given hats, I suppose I'd return the gesture.

"Shoes off"? It's only polite.

"Fifty-percent off"? The membership fees, I expect.

[thisisyourgod]

NONE OF THOSE WORDS WOULD BE CENSORED, YOU ASSHOLE.

[repelling]

Maybe they would be for squishy pink humans.

[thisisyourgod]

I KNOW SOME HUMANS, YOU IGNORAMUS.

[repelling]

Too bad for them.

[thisisyourgod]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW SOME OF THEM WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT MY GUIDANCE.

[repelling]

[ y e a h r i g h t

there are no words.

Only- he presses the pen down for a firm ellipsis. ]

. . .

[thisisyourgod]

DID YOU JUST ELLIPSE AT ME?

[repelling]

Of course not. I was struck so speechless by your assertion, my pen slipped three times.

[thisisyourgod]

DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BETTER AT FIGURING OUT HUMAN SARCASM BY NOW.

HA. HA.

[repelling]

I don't think anything about your competence with human sarcasm.

Congratulations, if you've gotten better. In any case, I think we both have better things to do than keep this going.

[thisisyourgod]

NO SHIT.

[repelling]

[ Leaves it at that, then :| ]