[yes this is all in caps]

[thisisyourgod]

ALRIGHT YOU RIDICULOUS NOOKSNIFFERS WITH ALL YOUR FUCKING YELLOW FACED SMILES. LISTEN UP. I'M LOOKING FOR SOME IMPORTANT FRIENDS OF MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FORK THEM OVER OR I WILL FIND SOME MEANS OF BEING MORE THREATENING THAN THIS PREHISTORIC WRITING UTENSIL WILL ALLOW.

NORMALLY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, BUT IF I'M A SQUISHY PINK HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF YOU THAN THEY PROBABLY ARE TOO AND I CAN HARDLY TELL ONE OF YOU LOAD GAPER DRINKERS APART FROM ANOTHER ONE. YOU HEAR THAT, ASSHOLES? IF YOU'RE OUT THERE YOU BETTER RESPOND TO THIS SO I CAN FIND YOU. THIS ISN'T JUST SOME RANDOM MEMO FOR US TO ARGUE IN LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKNUTS. YOU KNOW, LIKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER THING I POST FOR EVERYONE TO SEE, APPARENTLY. THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

OH MY GOD WHY IS SHE EVEN STICKING SMILES ON THE PAPER? WHAT THE SHIT. KNOCK IT O`---

Comments

[repelling]

What a happy message.

[ GUESS WHO ASKED A NURSE FOR A SMILEY STICKER TO USE ONE RIGHT HERE. ☺ ]

You waste a lot of space with nonsensical rambling. Keeping it short and mentioning their names might have done you better.

- GW

[impudentsongbird]

Please be careful. The nurses might sedate you if you're too aggressive.

[avengingfists]

Squishy pink human? What would you be otherwise?

[Anonymous handwriting]

[complicatedliar]

Idiot.

[envy_the_sinners]

Are you truly so arrogant to think that the people you are looking for will turn up if you spew obscenities across the bulletin board?

[sixth_attack]

Nooksniffers?! That's a funny insult if I haven't heard one! Thanks, I needed that!

You got loads of spunk, that'll help ya survive here. Good luck finding your friends though, that doesn't work out for a lot of people here unfortunately.

[lovesthepain]

You must be very worried about your friends if you're this worked up, but please, try to show some composure.

If you don't hear from them, try to take that as a good sign.

[unsigned]

[fallenbeanpole]

I don't think you're going to get any responses with that attitude.

[showmeyourwreath]

I hope you find your friends if they're here, but is being this rude about it really necessary?